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Wanking
is an ancient and noble art form,
it has been practiced by mankind
since time immemorial. Every male
from puberty to senility wanks.
Pop stars wank, premier
footballers wank. You boss at work
if he is  a
man wanks. You best friend and
your most hated enemy wanks.
A
wank a day keeps the doctor away.
They used to say an apple a day
keeps the doctor away meaning the Vitamin
C in fresh fruit is good for you.
yes it is but a wank is better.
What
do you think Adam did in The
Garden of Eden, just after he had
finished eating the apple. ?
He took off his fig leaf and had a
damn good wank !
Just
one thing..... Always wash your
willy after you have had a wank.
If you don't wash your willy KEITH
WILL COME AND GET YOU.
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