Time is NOT a constant phenomena.  It moves at different speeds for different people and for different situations.  There may be 60 seconds in a minute, sixty minutes in an hour, twenty-four hours in a day and three hundred and sixty-five days in a year BUT the speed at which these forms of measure can be sped up or slowed down.

Time is like a spiral and where you are on that spiral depends how fast time moves for you. One of the factors governing speed is age.  The older a person is the faster time progresses.

Today is my birthday. NO PLEASE DO NOT RUSH TO WISH ME MANY HAPPY RETURNS, November 3rd is always a bad day for me.

You see I am in truth a 19 year old twink who has been forced to live in a rapidly aging body. A body which moves faster through time as each year goes by.  Anyone who tries to tell you that an older guy is simply a twink with life experience is talking bollocks.

So today is a glum day for me.

Tomorrow will be better.

And tomorrow, of course, is SPANKATHON with our live webcam shows. Even if you are not coming to the party do try to watch us.

Click above to find out how you can watch is live on cam.

A bit of breaking news for this broadcast.

Our model Fox Boi (Left) is coming down to London from Manchester to be a part of the action. Here's another view of him.

AND our good friend and regular Guyz Party guest TOM is also going to take part in the cam broadcast.

So there will now be EIGHT appearing in the cam broadcast.

Do try to watch us.

You see my theory of advanced relativity and time is 100% correct.  It's now 8.58am, I've been up since 4.45am and the list of tasks I need to accomplish today stretches far, far into the horizon.

Oh well.......................

Joseph has given me a very posh and expensive gentleman's bath set for my birthday.  You know what ?  Sod all that I need to get done, I am going to publish this blog entry then go and soak in a long, lazy and hot bath. That sounds nice to me but it is something you most certainly would not want to watch on a webcam!